OT Lawyer joke for Wayno ;-)

In retaliation for the "lookin' good in powder blue" comment
I present the following story of

Two Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one
turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so
much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the courthouse."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the **** out
of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the
**** out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a
briefcase.

Old Old Old
Change alligators to mountain lions
Change lawyers to texans
Change briefcase to beltbuckle.
Joke probably goes back at least to 1846, probably older with different
characters.

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
In retaliation for the "lookin' good in powder blue" comment
I present the following story of

Two Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one
turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so
much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the courthouse."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the **** out
of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the
**** out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a
briefcase.

BJ Conner wrote:
Old Old Old

You misspelled "classic". ;-)

Change alligators to mountain lions
Change lawyers to texans
Change briefcase to beltbuckle.

I already changed politicians to lawyers but Texas lawyers,
now there's a rich comedy vein.

Joke probably goes back at least to 1846, probably older with different
characters.

Yeah, but it's all in the delivery. ;-)

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Ken Fortenberry