Important medical study

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a
can!
Leo Durocher
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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to
his
buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can
only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it
is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine !
That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers............

Sounds about right to me IJ