Mega Dittoes

I was listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday and
he was really making good sense. He's articulate, insightful
has an excellent grasp of the issues and is quite fair minded
in his presentation.

This has made me rethink a lot of my positions and how I
think about my right leaning fly fishing brothers. I'd like
to offer my sincerest apologies to anyone on the right wing
fringe who I may have offended over the years. And further
I want to apologize to anyone on roff past or present to whom
I have in any way been unkind or hurtful.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:30:52 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I was listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday and
he was really making good sense. He's articulate, insightful
has an excellent grasp of the issues and is quite fair minded
in his presentation.

This has made me rethink a lot of my positions and how I
think about my right leaning fly fishing brothers. I'd like
to offer my sincerest apologies to anyone on the right wing
fringe who I may have offended over the years. And further
I want to apologize to anyone on roff past or present to whom
I have in any way been unkind or hurtful.

Normally I would be overjoyed with such news, Ken, but Joanne has left
me, cashed in my 401K and has run away with a younger man. I am, over
course, devastated, because she also took Jenny the Pooch with her. I
found out yesterday that she had remortgaged the house in my name and
I now owe $200K which I don't have.

At least she left me with all of my fishing equipment. Or at least I
think she.................. uh oh.......

Dave

Dear Ken-
certainly accept your apologies and want you to know that I will
always accept you as one of my best and most likable friends. I
especially enjoy your messages about you dog--how it squats and ****s
ect. that information on our fly fishing group helps all of us enjoy
our many happy hours reading your offerings.

Indian Joe

wrote:
Dear Ken-
certainly accept your apologies and want you to know that I will
always accept you as one of my best and most likable friends. I
especially enjoy your messages about you dog--how it squats and ****s
ect. that information on our fly fishing group helps all of us enjoy
our many happy hours reading your offerings.

I'm so happy to hear you enjoy my posts. And I want you to know
that of all the full-of-****, racist, old school cracker blowhards
I have ever met you are by far my favorite.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Dave LaCourse" wrote

Normally I would be overjoyed with such news, Ken, but Joanne has left
me, cashed in my 401K and has run away with a younger man. I am, over
course, devastated, because she also took Jenny the Pooch with her. I
found out yesterday that she had remortgaged the house in my name and
I now owe $200K which I don't have.

At least she left me with all of my fishing equipment. Or at least I
think she.................. uh oh.......

dear dave: my new sweetie tells me that he thinks sage rods suck, so i
will be fed exing yours back to massachussets.
kindest regards, and thanks for the extra coin.
your ex in the old north state
j

On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 10:22:14 -0400, "Wayne Harrison"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote

Normally I would be overjoyed with such news, Ken, but Joanne has left
me, cashed in my 401K and has run away with a younger man. I am, over
course, devastated, because she also took Jenny the Pooch with her. I
found out yesterday that she had remortgaged the house in my name and
I now owe $200K which I don't have.

At least she left me with all of my fishing equipment. Or at least I
think she.................. uh oh.......

dear dave: my new sweetie tells me that he thinks sage rods suck, so i
will be fed exing yours back to massachussets.
kindest regards, and thanks for the extra coin.
your ex in the old north state
j


Do not send them to my Mass. address. I will be living in
Robinsville, and taking up with that young and beautiful creature that
wayno *tried* his best to bed, the one waiting tables at the Hilltop
Steak "restaurant". And her grandfather ties wonderful flies.

Oh, forgot to tell you, dear, I hit the lottery this morning for 26
mill. That cabin on Big Snowbird in the summer, and the Dominican
Republic in the winter. And someone in the family to tie my flies.
Who'd a thunked it? Will send you a post card from the Seychelles.

d;o)

Wayne Harrison wrote:
"Dave LaCourse" wrote

Normally I would be overjoyed with such news, Ken, but Joanne has left
me, cashed in my 401K and has run away with a younger man. I am, over
course, devastated, because she also took Jenny the Pooch with her. I
found out yesterday that she had remortgaged the house in my name and
I now owe $200K which I don't have.

At least she left me with all of my fishing equipment. Or at least I
think she.................. uh oh.......

dear dave: my new sweetie tells me that he thinks sage rods suck, so i
will be fed exing yours back to massachussets.
kindest regards, and thanks for the extra coin.
your ex in the old north state
j




SPLORK

On 2009-04-01, Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I was listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday and
he was really making good sense. He's articulate, insightful
has an excellent grasp of the issues and is quite fair minded
in his presentation.

This has made me rethink a lot of my positions and how I
think about my right leaning fly fishing brothers. I'd like
to offer my sincerest apologies to anyone on the right wing
fringe who I may have offended over the years. And further
I want to apologize to anyone on roff past or present to whom
I have in any way been unkind or hurtful.


Typcial bleeding heart liberal's idea of an April Fools Joke, as if you
weren't joke enough, year round.

nb
--
Nuke a gay illegal alien for Jesus!

notbob wrote:
On 2009-04-01, Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I was listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday and
he was really making good sense. He's articulate, insightful
has an excellent grasp of the issues and is quite fair minded
in his presentation.

This has made me rethink a lot of my positions and how I
think about my right leaning fly fishing brothers. I'd like
to offer my sincerest apologies to anyone on the right wing
fringe who I may have offended over the years. And further
I want to apologize to anyone on roff past or present to whom
I have in any way been unkind or hurtful.


Typcial bleeding heart liberal's idea of an April Fools Joke, as if you
weren't joke enough, year round.

nb


Dear nEWbIE,

Getalife.

On Apr 1, 7:08*am, notbob wrote:

Typcial bleeding heart liberal's idea of an April Fools Joke, as if you
weren't joke enough, year round.

nb
--
Nuke a gay illegal alien for Jesus!

Dear NotBob,
I think I have misunderstood you in the past. Having recently mended
my ways, I am looking into renewing myself spiritually and examining
closely the contents of your RIGHTEous mind of things RIGHT. if you
know what I mean.

In this spirit I would like you to join me in a little spiritual
activity I like to call batting practice in a nice dry field. Nothing
to worry about, I will bring all the needed equipment and find a nice
dry field with nice soft dirt, perhaps for a nice long nap. I know
you can teach me much about the fragility of a closed mind.

Dave