Finally.....

..... I have to get a new pair of G3s. Yes, after more than 450 hard
days of fishing, slippery rocks and deadly dead falls, after
approximately 450 falls, slips, and slides, I need a new pair of G3s.
Oh, they aren't for me; mine are like new except for looks and smell.
The new G3s are for my lovely bride Joanne. Jo, the heart-breaker of
southern gentlemen, has finally acquiesced to my wishes and will
retire from her Executive Director position with Verizon's Wireless
Division. Finally, a fishing parter I can cuddle up with, who doesn't
smell horrible, smoke cigars, or get drunk.

Dave

In message , Dave LaCourse
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.... I have to get a new pair of G3s. Yes, after more than 450 hard
days of fishing, slippery rocks and deadly dead falls, after
approximately 450 falls, slips, and slides, I need a new pair of G3s.
Oh, they aren't for me; mine are like new except for looks and smell.
The new G3s are for my lovely bride Joanne. Jo, the heart-breaker of
southern gentlemen, has finally acquiesced to my wishes and will
retire from her Executive Director position with Verizon's Wireless
Division. Finally, a fishing parter I can cuddle up with, who doesn't
smell horrible, smoke cigars, or get drunk.

Dave



To Joanne,

You deserve a damned big medal for putting up with HIM :-)

Go catch some big fish for him to clean.
--
Bill Grey

Dave LaCourse wrote:
.... I have to get a new pair of G3s. Yes, after more than 450 hard
days of fishing, slippery rocks and deadly dead falls, after
approximately 450 falls, slips, and slides, I need a new pair of G3s.
Oh, they aren't for me; mine are like new except for looks and smell.
The new G3s are for my lovely bride Joanne. Jo, the heart-breaker of
southern gentlemen, has finally acquiesced to my wishes and will
retire from her Executive Director position with Verizon's Wireless
Division. Finally, a fishing parter I can cuddle up with, who doesn't
smell horrible, smoke cigars, or get drunk.

Dave



congrats to you and jo... being able to retire is a significant
accomplishment. as you might suspect, my retirement plan is with our
local funeral home.

jeff

On 23-Jul-2009, jeff wrote:

my retirement plan is with our
local funeral home.


On 23-Jul-2009, jeff wrote:

my retirement plan is with our
local funeral home.

I hope not soon as we have had enough depressing news here lately
I am in the middle of doing the big R this year myself
Enough is enough!

Fred

On Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:35:11 -0400, jeff
wrote:

as you might suspect, my retirement plan is with our
local funeral home.

Not too quickly, counselor. Jo and I need folks like you to keep
paying your taxes. d;o)

Congrats to the child bride, though the geek world is loosing a great
mind. Enjoy it, both of you.
Frank Reid

On Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:46:15 -0400, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

.... I have to get a new pair of G3s. Yes, after more than 450 hard
days of fishing, slippery rocks and deadly dead falls, after
approximately 450 falls, slips, and slides, I need a new pair of G3s.
Oh, they aren't for me; mine are like new except for looks and smell.
The new G3s are for my lovely bride Joanne. Jo, the heart-breaker of
southern gentlemen, has finally acquiesced to my wishes and will
retire from her Executive Director position with Verizon's Wireless
Division. Finally, a fishing parter I can cuddle up with, who doesn't
smell horrible, smoke cigars, or get drunk.

Dave


Uh-huh...only an status-symbol-seeking idiot would buy G3s, as Simms themselves
says they aren't anything more than merely adequate waders. A quick look at
Simms' own advertising says the NEW! G4's are the only wader that any
self-respecting stumbleklutz****sport would allow anywhere near their kit. My
guess is that they'll find out you're the retired idiot married to a
soon-to-be-former ED trying to buy such pedestrian dross and call her a
divor...HEY! jeffie - have you made sure that you're on Simms' speed-dial list?
IAC, I guess _wannabe_ self-respecting stumbleklutz****sports buy such outdated
crap and kid themselves about how good their outdated crap really is...

HTH,
R

....and those $100USD or so Hodgman's that I use to duck hunt and on the bayous
have been through **** that would have reduced those G3s to little more than a
colander...or reduced a half-assed math teacher in Chinkland to wet-butt tears
(hey, as long as we're trolling...)

....and BTW, congrats to y'all...

On Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:52:18 -0500, wrote:

HTH

Oh, it does, it does.

Dave LaCourse wrote:
wrote:

HTH

Oh, it does, it does.

Rick's right you know. With the introduction of the G4
as the state of the art wader, the G3 became overnight
a good quality wader for the budget conscious angler. ;-)

And congrats on Jo's retirement.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:55:36 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
wrote:

HTH

Oh, it does, it does.

Rick's right you know. With the introduction of the G4
as the state of the art wader, the G3 became overnight
a good quality wader for the budget conscious angler. ;-)

...."wader for the budget conscious angler," huh?

It's more like the wader for the wannabe who can't quite afford to actually go
first class...well, unless his wife increases his allowance...you know - it's
sorta like an Audi...for folks who can't afford or handle a Porsche...oh, hell,
let's just call it like it is - it's like a President who claims he didn't have
sexual relations with that woman...or a candidate who says he'll close Gitmo on
day one, have the US out of Iraq within a year, and will fix healthcare before
his wife can arrange the first date nigh... er, important official trip to NYC
to make sure that the Tribeca Grill and the Jacobs theater aren't harboring
terrorists...IOW, a double heaping-helping of pure, unadulterated bull****...

HTH,
R

And congrats on Jo's retirement.