Mega Dittoes

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I was listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday and
he was really making good sense. He's articulate, insightful
has an excellent grasp of the issues and is quite fair minded
in his presentation.

This has made me rethink a lot of my positions and how I
think about my right leaning fly fishing brothers. I'd like
to offer my sincerest apologies to anyone on the right wing
fringe who I may have offended over the years. And further
I want to apologize to anyone on roff past or present to whom
I have in any way been unkind or hurtful.


LOL!

I fell for that whole thing right up until I read the word "Rush".



Russell

On Apr 1, 10:13*am, "Russell D." wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I was listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday and
he was really making good sense. He's articulate, insightful
has an excellent grasp of the issues and is quite fair minded
in his presentation.

This has made me rethink a lot of my positions and how I
think about my right leaning fly fishing brothers. I'd like
to offer my sincerest apologies to anyone on the right wing
fringe who I may have offended over the years. And further
I want to apologize to anyone on roff past or present to whom
I have in any way been unkind or hurtful.

LOL!

I fell for that whole thing right up until I read the word "Rush".

Russell

The flashing red lights should have gone off at "listening."

g.

On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 08:09:08 -0700 (PDT), Frank Reid wrote:

Ken,
Your honesty and integrity shown here has touched me. I shall
henceforth strive to be a bit more like you. To that end, this
morning I have renounced my CISSP as superfluous, and, knowing in my
heart, I'm truely not worthy.
Additionally, in order to stand tall in the eyes of the American
public, I will no longer be seen drinking "microbrews," to include
Yuengling. I will switch to that King of Beers, the great American
tradition, Budweiser.
I do have some great off topic news. Due to my agility and
gracefulness, I have been chosen as one of the "pro" dancers in
dancing with the stars. I can't release who my dancing partner will
be, but just think "redhead, Sports Illustrated, swimsuit edition."
Timing will be a bit hinky with this, due to being asked to guest host
the new season of "This Old House." Would like to talk to you off-
line about your neat trick of replacing 4' of 1/2" lathe with graphite
or steel shafts. I think we can definately use this in some
government contracting.
Yours Truely
Frank Reid

I think you misheard the voicemail. Due to recent economic conditions, it's now
"This Repo'ed House"...Franklin Raines is the new host...

HTH,
R

On Apr 1, 7:08*am, notbob wrote:

Typcial bleeding heart liberal's idea of an April Fools Joke, as if you
weren't joke enough, year round.

nb
--
Nuke a gay illegal alien for Jesus!

Dear NotBob,
I think I have misunderstood you in the past. Having recently mended
my ways, I am looking into renewing myself spiritually and examining
closely the contents of your RIGHTEous mind of things RIGHT. if you
know what I mean.

In this spirit I would like you to join me in a little spiritual
activity I like to call batting practice in a nice dry field. Nothing
to worry about, I will bring all the needed equipment and find a nice
dry field with nice soft dirt, perhaps for a nice long nap. I know
you can teach me much about the fragility of a closed mind.

Dave